Song Tabs

 Original Version
Tim Hawkins performs this song as a humorous, acoustic-based tune, often with light, rhythmic strumming and a focus on clear chord changes to support the comedic lyrics. The original is straightforward, making it approachable for beginners.

Chords and Progression

The song uses easy open chords: G, C, D, and Em. These are among the first chords most beginners learn.

Chord changes generally happen at the start of each lyric phrase or line, making transitions predictable. Practice moving between G, C, D, and Em smoothly before playing along.

Strumming Pattern

Try a steady down-down-up-up-down-up pattern (D-D-U-U-D-U) for each measure. This matches the light, upbeat feel of the song. If that's too complex, simple downstrokes also work well.

Keep your strumming hand moving consistently, even if you're only hitting some strings, to maintain rhythm.

Tips for Beginners

• Practice chord transitions slowly, especially between G to C and C to D.
• Use a capo if needed to match your vocal range, though Tim Hawkins usually plays in open position.
• Focus on keeping chords clean, pressing firmly and avoiding muted strings.
• Listen to the original for timing and feel, and play along as you get comfortable.

Above all, have fun with the song’s playful lyrics and enjoy the practice!