Tim Hawkins’ “Sounds Of Starbucks” is a humorous parody set to the tune of “The Sound of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel. If you know the original, you’ll recognize the gentle, folk-inspired fingerpicking, which you can use as inspiration, but this parody can be comfortably played with simple strumming.
Chords
The song uses basic open chords: Am, G, C, and F. If the F barre chord is too difficult, use the easy F (xx3211) or even Fmaj7 (xx3210) for a softer sound.
Strumming Pattern
A steady, relaxed strumming pattern works well. Try: Down, down-up, down, down-up (D DU D DU) per measure. Keep it gentle to match the folk feel. You can use your thumb and fingers for a lighter touch or a pick for more volume.
Chord Transitions
Practice moving between Am, G, C, and F slowly, especially between F and C, as that transition can trip up beginners. If needed, pause between lines to give yourself time.
Tips for Beginners
Keep your wrist loose and aim for smooth, even strums. Play along with the lyrics slowly at first. Listen for chord changes—they usually happen at the start or middle of lines. As you get comfortable, try humming or singing while you play.
Enjoy playing and don’t rush—focus on rhythm and clean chords!
IntroAm Am Am Am
Verse 1Hello coffee my oldG friend, I've come to order you aAm gain
I hear theC grinding of esF pressoC beans, I need a double shot ofF pure cafC feine
And theF indie band on the speaker soothes myC brain, so I'll reAm main
C Within theG sounds ofAm Starbucks
Verse 2Tried to brew my own atG home, but felt so quiet and aAm lone
I need toC be amid theF morningC rush, where the leather chairs areF soft andC plush
And I'llF drink a grande cappacuino with a pumpkinC scone, and charge myAm phone
AndC listen to theG sounds, ofAm Starbucks
Verse 3Then I heard an awfulG scream, they had totes run out ofAm cream
A new emC ployee spilled theF coffeeC grounds, and the wi-fi went comF pletelyC down
And a lady inF yoga pants threw her latte at theC wall. The cops wereAm called
ThenC came theG sound, ofAm sirens
Verse 4In the drive-through lane IG saw, a thousand hipsters maybeAm more
PeopleC paying withF out drinC king. People waiting they wereF all freaC king
People goingF off, 'cause they couldn't get a caramelC frappe, holyAm crap
AC riotG started, atAm Starbucks
Verse 5While a Bible studyG prayed, barristas formed a barriAm cade
The manaC ger cried outF a warC ning, to the angry mob thatF was forC ming
And he said "IF checked Google Maps there's another one across theC street"
So we stamAm pede, and reC turned to theG sounds ofAm Starbucks