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Alimony Weird Al Yankovic

Commentary and Beginner Tips

Original Style
“Alimony” is a parody in the style of 1980s pop-rock, particularly echoing Billy Idol’s “Mony Mony.” The original has a driving, energetic feel, so aim to capture that upbeat vibe when you play.

Chords and Progression
The entire song uses only five basic chords: D, G, A, and, briefly, C. These are all classic open chords, great for beginners. If you don’t know them yet, practice making clean transitions between these shapes.

Strumming Pattern
A straightforward rock strum works best. Try a steady down-up-down-up (1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &) pattern. For more energy, accent the 2 and 4 beats (downstrums), matching the feel of the original song. In the chorus, you can use stronger downstrums for emphasis.

Transitions and Rhythm
The song moves quickly between D and G. Practice switching between these two chords repeatedly, as much of the song alternates between them. For the sections with A, especially at the end of verses and choruses, let the chord ring for a beat before returning to D.

Techniques
Keep your strumming hand loose and relaxed. If you want to add a bit of flair, try small palm mutes on the lower strings during verses to mimic a punchy, percussive sound, then open up for the chorus.

Summary
Stick to the basic chords, keep the strumming energetic, and focus on smooth transitions. With these tips, you’ll capture the fun, driving energy of “Alimony.”

EADGBEXX D
EADGBE G
EADGBEX A
EADGBE C
Intro
D D D D D D D D
Verse 1
Here she come now wants herG aliD mony
Bleedin' me dry as aG boneyD boney
Workin' three jobs just toG stay inD debt now
Well, first she took myG nest egg then she took the nest
I saidA yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Chorus
'Cause she took myD house aliG moD ny, my car aliG moD ny
My shoes aliG moD ny, and my toothbrush too, tooG bad alimony
So sad alimony, and she got alimony, got the gift of grab
I'm inA debt debt debt debt debt debtD D D D
Verse 2
Lawyer's callin' me on theG teleD phony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from aG stoneyD stoney
Ooh I took her for betterG or forD worse yeah
Then she took me forG everything yeah everything
She couldA get get get get get
Chorus
Well I'm out ofD cash aliG moD ny, no dough aliG moD ny
I'm broke aliG moD ny, it's no joke aliG moD ny
The check's in theG mail alimony, get off alimony, my back alimony, cut me some slack
I saidA yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bridge
D D D D D G D G D G D G
I want myD aliC mo-mo-G mon
I want my aliC mo-mo-G mon
I want my aliC mo-mo-G mony
I want my aliC mo-mo-G mony
AliA mony yeah mony yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Outro
D
AliG moD ny, aliG moD ny, aliG moD ny, I said come on come on come on
AliG moD ny, aliG moD ny, aliG moD ny, bleed me dry
I saidA no oh no no no no no no
D AlimG moD ny, aliG moD ny